Squeeze the boob to release the gel… Having a shower has never been so much fun!
Do you fancy fondling a pert pair of bosoms in the shower every day? Actually that’s probably a silly question. Well now you can do just that, and make them squirt into the bargain. Before this descends into Carry On territory, we should make it clear that the Shower Breasts are a fun and saucy shower gel/shampoo dispenser. Well what else could we have been insinuating?
Shower Breasts are guaranteed to make you want to wash more often. This naughty nipple-topped pair attaches to your shower wall with the suckers provided, with each bosom having a compartment for shower gel, shampoo or conditioner. To dispense, simply squeeze away – but be warned, you could run out of shower gel very quickly…

23 Comments Received
that is sooooooooooo sexist
I know!!!! but maybe it will keep them from thinking ours are there for the squeezing
Swweeet!!! I need three pair of those quick. I have been avoiding a shower for about a month and my dog is avoiding me. Is the gel included?
very nice. =] i need to cut two holes in my wall and get my girlfrend to stick hers thro. lol that would be fun very fun. any of you ladys wana try?
Oh my god i’d squeeze those all day. i’d take them everywhere. i’d put ketchup in them and take them to baseball games so i can eat hot dogs. i’d put hand sanitizer in them when i eat buffalo wings. i’d put gatorade in them and suck on them at the gym. oh man thats such a cool gadget.
Wow, these are some creepy people.
Way to be sexist!
Breasts are for nursing babies, not for us guys to enjoy…
HAHA! What a great invention. I am thinking of possibly getting one of these for my boyfriend for Christmas hehe.. could be a gift for both of us
OH and “UH” ..have you ever had the amazing feeling of having your breasts fondled,licked and sucked I mean after commenting like that I am thinking that you haven’t.. because it is great!
My boyfriend would really love these. He can’t ever get enough of mine.
Do they come in bigger sizes?
“Breasts are for nursing babies, not for us guys to enjoy…”
Puuuuuusssy!
uh, are these for real? because if they are i need to buy them for a friend of mine, who lets just say has a boob fettish, how do i get them?
Sexist? A little harsh. Let’s be honest. Yes, they are for feeding a baby, but real breast are also beautiful to touch. I think any hedero guy isn’t able to help but look or feel breasts. Let’s face it, men love breasts! I mean when a woman has a “toy” noone calls her sexist because it happens to be in the shape of a penis. Get over it. And stop with the double standard.
I say, gentlemen enjoy! And every once in awhile, invite your best girl in the shower with you. And soap-up some real ones. Everyone else, get the sticks out of your butts! Life is too short.
Wow I think Im in love… I would have such a huge water bill.
thanks for that, i did a search on google of breasts and this helped me get off. cheers. j
lololololollolololololololololool
It may be sexist, but where does it say that sexist is bad? I am especially shocked at the man who posted these comments.
Straight men by nature love b****, they are not just for nursing babies, how do you think the babies get there in the first place?
Are we not supposed to be attracted to women’s legs or bu*** or pu****, either? And if so, why do women dress so provocatively? Why do they wear makeup and perfume and shave parts of their bodies? It’s certainly not for nursing babies and it’s not for each other.
While the man is making the baby, is he supposed to not feel the woman’s breasts? They’re there to attract the man to the woman.
should i yell at a le**** for being biased against dudes? b***s are fun, even other women see that, let people have their fun
Uh says, I can’t imagine a straight guy saying that at all. It’s like if a straight female would say pe***** are just for pe****….
That is pretty cool. I know alot of guys will enjoy that doohickey.
you guys are fagots “uh thats sexist wa wa wa.” yes im sure thats exactly what the developers were thinking… “gee lets make some fake t**s that you can squeeze and gel squirts out. that’ll p**s ‘em off” seriously. would it be sexist if there was a d**k you could rub and shampoo would come out? of course not. it would be a novelty. hell, i’d even buy one cuz that would be hilarious
men are hardwired to be attracted to breasts i guess subconsciously big breasts = more milk = healthier babies = survival of DNA line. Natural selection. but of course that doesn’t make sense, does it creationists?
ladys dont say anything 10 bucks sasy they com out with one 4 u
“Br****s are for nursing babies, not for us guys to enjoy…”
…k*** yourself
WOW, I need to get me a pair. My wife says her boobs are not 4 squeezin, but I could use this instead. Totally love it!!!lol
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